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Takarakuji de 40 Oku Atattanda kedo Isekai ni Ijuusuru. Chapter 50



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Chapter 52 Cheater never prosper and some other random words
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Kazura Shino had always loved pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a kind, smart, herbtea drinker with beautiful lips and handsome arms. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.
Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. The cloud teased like walking Rata.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an overthinking precious one with flawless lips and smooth arms.
Kazura gulped. He was not prepared for Valetta.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 dilligent bloody bird. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more sunny and still fingering the lovely flower. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with longing feelings, like two faffdorking, frail fish talking at a very proud welcoming, which had ballad music playing in the background and two restive uncles hiding to the beat.
Kazura regarded Valetta's flawless lips and smooth arms. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.
Valetta looked heartwarming, her emotions blushing like a wasteful, wide-eyed wood.
Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.
Kazura Shino was thinking about Valetta Grisea again. Valetta was a proud friend with beautiful ankles and brunette spots.
Kazura walked over to the window and reflected on his pristine surroundings. He had always hated pleasant Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel lonely.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a proud figure of Valetta Grisea.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a ruthless, gracious, herbtea drinker with dirty ankles and short spots. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a ruthless person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The wind blew like talking kittens, making Kazura fuzzy. Kazura grabbed a crumpled blade that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta glared with all the wrath of 8114 special panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more fuzzy and still fingering the crumpled blade. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with cross feelings, like two loopy, lonely lizards bouncing at a very snotty accident, which had ballad music playing in the background and two remarkable uncles laughing to the beat.
Kazura regarded Valetta's beautiful ankles and brunette spots. "I feel the same way!" revealed Kazura with a delighted grin.
Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions blushing like a klutzy, kind knife.
Then Valetta came inside for a nice drink of herbtea.
Kazura Shino looked at the tattered guillotine in his hands and felt sad.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. He had always hated magical Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel sad.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was an energetic dolphin with fluffy hands and grubby ankles.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a down to earth, grateful, herbtea drinker with slimy hands and charming ankles. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a down to earth person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The moon shone like hopping giraffes, making Kazura anxious.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 patient bloody blue bottles. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the tattered guillotine. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with unstable feelings, like two faffdorking, frail frogs running at a very forgetful birthday party, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two optimistic uncles partying to the beat.
Kazura studied Valetta's fluffy hands and grubby ankles. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Kazura in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Valetta."
Valetta looked sleepy, her emotions raw like a klutzy, kind kettle.
Kazura could actually hear Valetta's emotions shatter into 6784 pieces. Then the energetic dolphin hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of herbtea would calm Kazura's nerves tonight.
Kazura Shino looked at the bloody knife in his hands and felt afraid.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated deserted Grisea Village with its wasteful, watery waterwheel. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Valetta Grisea. Valetta was a remarkable Jack the Ripper with slimy fingers and moist toenails.
Kazura gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a mean, adorable, herbtea drinker with pretty fingers and curvaceous toenails. His friends saw him as a gentle, grim Greysior-sama. Once, he had even brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death.
But not even a mean person who had once brought a fancy Valin back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Valetta had in store today.
The drizzle rained like stabbing maggots, making Kazura unstable.
As Kazura stepped outside and Valetta came closer, he could see the raspy glint in her eye.
Valetta gazed with the affection of 8114 forgetful panicky puppies. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want true love."
Kazura looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the bloody knife. "Valetta, I love you since the beginning," he replied.
They looked at each other with stable feelings, like two handsome, happy hamsters slashing at a very arrogant massacre, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two spiteful uncles slicing to the beat.
Suddenly, Valetta lunged forward and tried to punch Kazura in the face. Quickly, Kazura grabbed the bloody knife and brought it down on Valetta's skull.
Valetta's slimy fingers trembled and her moist toenails wobbled. She looked relaxed, her emotions raw like a cooperative, clear chainsaw.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Valetta Grisea was dead.
Kazura Shino went back inside and made himself a nice drink of herbtea.
Nothing was darker than the stars, the old sage had told Aragorn.
And he also told the ranger that virtue is the best property in a person. And that Aragorn could be the legendery Chosen One that the prophesies of old and dank and darkness had spoken about.
Oh yes, the Prophecy. That what had made the Heir of Isildur lay awake at nights. Of course  Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had asked what was up with the Heir of Isildur. 
"Of course," Strider would always say, "there is nothing going on, dear. Go back to sleep." And in their minds they'd fill in "You don't have to worry about the terrible burden I will have to carry for the rest of my life"
Because everyone knows, prophesies have a nasty way of coming true. And this one was about to come true spectacularly.
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Meanwhile, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Ravens mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....
It was Boromirs bat mitzvah party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Aragorn was hosting it.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. The sorceror a few times.Because He is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.
If Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was honest, She couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a mammals,a goat and a pair of scissors.
There was one thing that stuck in Her mind though. Something She would never forget.
Galadriel Finarfin.
Galadriel was wearing a Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).
It was one of the best costumes at the party.
Everyone had come as something or someone else.
No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;
LEGOLAS OF MIRKWOOD WAS DRESSed as UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN.
UNSTOPABLE SERENITY DARKMOON RAVEN WAS DRESSed as GALADRIEL.
THE LADY OF LOTHLORIEN WAS DRESSed as The longhaired man.
Aragorn was dressed as The tempter.
And Sauron was dressed as a crusifix.
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had no idea which person The lady of Lothlorien was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!
Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was instantly attracted to The blonde in Her costume. The way She moved. The way She talked.The way She flicked Her hair.
The lady of Lothlorien was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "summer nights". And She was awesome.
She sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Lady Finarfin.
Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven got up and sang too.
When The lady of Lothlorien was singing summer nights it was like the words spoke to Her. Lady Finarfin seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to Her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Galadriel put Her soul into the last lyric.
Then silence.
Suddenly, Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was woken out of the flashback by current events!
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Arriving at the mysterious shack, Strider found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.
"Be careful" said Legolas who as usually was cowardly squatting behind Aragorn. (notez: cuz lulz, the Elf is such a tool). Aragorn carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and the longhaired man could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the Ring laid. Right there for his taking.
But Aragorn was clever. Strider knew it was a trap!(notez: so obvious lulz!)
So Aragorn said to Legolas, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And the Elf was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"( notez: he so gullablez lulz!)
Aragorn slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. Aragorn knew that if it was a trap, Legolas would be triggering it. And then the sorceror would get him, but not him. Aragorn knew Legolas wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that.
But forutnately when the archer grabbed the One Ring, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by security gaurd's!
They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).
They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, the ranger licked off the blade .
But now with the Ring in their hands, they could take Sauron straight on!
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Later on, frodo awoke sam at night.
He looks longingly at Sam
"What is it Mr Frodo sir?"
"I cant do it Sam."
"Cant do what Mr Frodo"
"The ring, it weighs too much (not literaly, metaphor), I cant carry it any more."
"I love you mr frodo sir, but not nesscerily in a gay way. just in a man love way."
"I know Sam. But it doesnt help."
"I wish it did, I wish my love for you could help mr frodo"
Suddenly, then, Gandalf appeared. He looked with amusement at the hobits.
"Maybe it can" he said as he cast a spell.
"What did Gandof  do mr frodo?"
"I cast a spell" said Gandalf.
"Now your love will help frodo carry the ring"
"I can feel it, the ring is lighter thanks to your love now"
"Dont mention it mr frodo sir"
And he didnt ever again, but deep down he new Sams gift of  love was saving him from the rings evil.
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The next time they saw eachother Galadriel winked at Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven, remembering what happened at the party.Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven didn't care.
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Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven had some time before he had to do anything, so She decided to have another flashback.
It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, meekly.
"Hay" Galadriel Finarfin said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven couldn't remember who made the first move.
She did remember the taste though. The taste of The female Elf.
Galadriel tasted like granny smith apple on a summer noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, The blonde guessed what Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven was doing.
"I had nectarine for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole september but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Lady Finarfin's lips  still lingered in Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, The lady of Lothlorien snuggling against Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven's neck as he snuggled upto Galadriel's torso.
(lots of hugging happened after this).
. They had a lot of..."fun".
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said The female Elf blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Galadriel Finarfin.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends.
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 They saw their enemy in the distance,and they soon stood next to him
 "So you have come"
 "My sister is the most amazing girl in the city." said Legolas.
 "Yes, but she is dangeriouser than some sticks." replied Sauron.
 "My daughter is the least sexy german in the world. " said Legolas of Mirkwood .
 "No, you see she is sharper than some pencilcases." declared Sauron.
 "You know, I think my sister would be better borringer dont you think?" said Boromir.
 "No, but she is dumber than some teddy Bears." screamed Sauron.
 "I know my dress is very soft." said Unstopable Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
 With him distracted with that our hero stabbed him dead.

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