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Another chapter of HikiNEET. I hope you enjoy this! And sorry for the buttons!
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Translator:
Definitely Not Yukkuri Oniisan
Editor:
Someonewithdislexia
Chapter 5: Yuuji Trying to become a Avatar Fanfic Writer.
Epilogue
Anyway, this is the real story of how things actually happened;
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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Hi!
My name is Serenity Darkmoon Raven and I work for the FIRE NATION organisation.
I am not the boss of FIRE NATION - thats Iroh. However I am pretty important and normally Iroh does what I say.
Theres also my best friend, Jill, who also works for FIRE NATION. But they arnt in this story.
One day we were all called to the meeting room at the top of FIRE NATION's biggest tower.
"Hi" I said.
"I have called you all here today because I discovered something important" I continued.
"It seems someone is trying to find the secret meteorite iron and are going to use it to take over the world. We have to stop them!"
"Thats bad...but is it the FIRE NATIONs responsibility?" said Bob. He was always saying stuff like that to get out of work.
"Yes. Of course it is. Because someone has to do something about it and we are an organisation that does stuff. Stuff that has to be done"
said Iroh.
Everyone cheered his speech. He was good at speechs ever since I taught him to be. (I am also the speech writer for the president,btw)
"I have found new information" said I.
"It seems FIRE NATIONs arch-enemy, EARTH EMPIRE, is upto their old tricks again. They are the ones after meteorite iron!"
"omg" said everyone.
"We will have to send in our best secret agents" said Iroh.
"Thats you, of course, Serenity Darkmoon Raven"
(I was also a secret agent,btw, but I told everyone as it makes the story easier)
"I will assemble my team and leave tomorrow!"
Now it was tomorrow and I was assembling my team.
I first choose Aang, who I had called in specially as our outside expert.
I then choose Zuko as they were good at stuff.
Also Bob from our private army so we had someone disposable who wouldn't be needed in future stories.
I also choose myself, due to my all around abilities.
After everyone was chosen me and Twinkle Toes started planning.
In the planning room we evaluated the data we had.
"Ok, we know that EARTH EMPIRE is trying to find the meteorite iron. This is probably so they can use it to dominate our friends and family"
"Now I have called our friends at the Order of White Lotus and they have narrowed the location of the meteorite iron down to Ba Sing Se."
"Cant they do better then that?" said Katara
"No, its only Order of White Lotus ""
"-sigh- stupid Order of White Lotus."
"yeah.FIRE NATION always has to keep bailing Order of White Lotus out of trouble..
"Well, I guess we are of to Ba Sing Se!" said Aang.
So we all leaped onto our FIRE NATION Nissan Leafs and went there!
Once we got there we found our worst fears had already come to pass;
EARTH EMPIRE was already there. EARTH EMPIRE petrol's were all over the city, searching in every iggloo and tower.
"They are looking for the meteorite iron!" said Iroh.
"We have to beat them too it!"
We began sneakily and stealthy running around the city. Unlike EARTH EMPIRE, we had more information about where to look.
After a period of time looking, and with Aangs help we found it before them.
"There is it is! At least!" I said, pointing to the meteorite iron hidden by a weird condo.
"So it is" said Iroh, suddenly grinning.
"I guess then this charade is over!"
Iroh pulled of his mask and suddenly his face was Fire Lord Ozais!
I stood gobsmacked in the face.
"Yes, that's right Serenity Darkmoon Raven & Aang, it was me all along I, Lord Ozai was Iroh the whole time!"
"I don't understand" said Aang. "Why?"
"That's easy. I knew I could never find the meteorite iron without your help, and I knew you would never help me. So I became CEO of FIRE NATION, and employed Serenity Darkmoon Raven. After that it was simply a mater of earning your respect, creating a threat and waiting for you to call The avatar"
"creating a threat? You mean EARTH EMPIRE? "
"Yes, that's right! EARTH EMPIRE is just a bunch of actors I hired. It was all a elaborate set up to make you lead me to the meteorite iron"
"gosh, how could we have been so foolish" said Aang.
I was frozen still. My life had been a lie. I had believed in the FIRE NATION. Believed in what it stood for. Believed in the good work we had did. But it was a lie. It was all a front. It was all Fire Lord Ozai all along.
I pressed though the pain though. Maybe FIRE NATION was a lie, but that didn't mean what its cause was meaningless. It didn't mean I had to surrender, to give up..
"No. I fight for FIRE NATION and I will never give up. Regardless of you.."Iroh"" (I said that last part sarcastically).
"That's right" said Aang. "You might have fooled us. Made our lives a lie and stood in front of our nose the whole time, but you can never take away our spirit"
"you foolish fools. You are already defeated" said Lord Ozai
"I had a whole army at my command!"
Just then we were surrounded.
We were about to give up again when I remembered something.
"You can't fool us again Fire Lord Ozai! These people are just actors!"
With that me and The avatar started punching and kicking them, using our The Avatar State when needed.
As they were actors they were easy to take out, leaving just the Fire Lord.
"Nooooo...my fake army...."
"And now its time for you!"
In perfect syncro-heroism me and Aang leapt at "Iroh", pulling of a massive The Avatar State karate-chop combo.
"Arg..." said Fire Lord Ozai as he ran towards the meteorite iron.
But we did it again and again till he fell unconscious. He was just a few meters from the meteorite iron,it had been a close call.
"We won...but now what?" said Twinkle Toes.
I looked around at our devastated lives.
"Only one choice. We rebuild FIRE NATION and repair the years of damage it was secretly doing to this world"
The....Beginning?
****
Fast Forward Several Milenials latre…
Aang and Serenity Darkmoon Raven were entering the room.
"Hay Serenity Darkmoon Raven" said Twinkle Toes
Serenity Darkmoon Raven was looking unhappy though.
"Bad news Aang. We are broke"
"Hu? But after our last adventure we were rich"
"Yes, but after tax's we are broke. In fact we owe money now because taxes are high for rich people"
"Ow..darnit.
What will we do?" said Aang to Serenity Darkmoon Raven
"We need to make a lot of money to pay of the tax else our palace in which we live will be repossed!"
Just then, the TV which was on all this time changed to a news announcement.
"..And the world Air scootering championship final starts tomorrow. Aside from the coveted trophy, The prize this year will include 20million euro...In other news, a war..."
Serenity Darkmoon Raven shut the tv off.
"Of course!" said Aang
"Air scootering! Why didnt I think of that!"
"Yes Air scootering - the sport of kings!"
The avatar nodded in agreement.
"We can make lots of money doing that and pay of the tax that we owe"
"YES" screamed Serenity Darkmoon Raven getting excited.
"But we need a 'in' else we wont be allowed in"
"Dont worry! I know someone who can get us into the finals!"
"Oh thats good"
And with that they got into the finals!
The next day, Twinkle Toes was day dreaming.
...
Serenity Darkmoon Raven snapped him out of it by bursting into his room.(They were naked.btw. But that's not important right now - A/N)
"Aang! The contest starts soon! Your late! Sokka and Lord Ozai have already changed into their Air scooteringing kits! "
"Oh, nooes I over slept! Thats not like me at all. "
The avatar got dressed on the way down stairs, and skidding into the Arena.
The audience was already there and he got a big appose as he entered.
"oh...you made it I seee. Had a nice night?" Fire Lord Ozai sneered.
At that moment Aang realized he had been drugged! That explained the strange dreams last night. Lord Ozai must have drugged him while they were talking the other day.
It was too late to do anything about it though. He had to hope there was no more surprises.
The starter walked on at that moment, told them to get ready.
Fire Lord Ozai grinned at hero. Showing all their evil teeth
"Blam!" The starter fired the starting rocket and the contest had begun!
Sokka took the early lead, but the avatar quickly caught up with the Air scooteringing. Sokka was sweating like mad trying to stay in the contest.
Fire Lord Ozai was relaxed though - barely Air scooteringing at all!
"Whats he upto? Its like he is not even trying"
"And why does he care anyway? He always said Air scootering was stupid "
"I know, somethings not right" said Twinkle Toes while pulling of a particularly difficult Air scootering move.
Just then disaster striked!
There was a loud bang BANG! and Sokka collapsed.
Aang Air scooteringed backwards for a bit.
"Sokka! Are you ok?"
"urg...sabotage..." Sokka collapsed.
"Who did it? Who...?"
Fire Lord Ozai grinned.
"WHO???"
Just then the gong went. It was half-time.
As Sokka was carried taken to hospital by mini, Twinkle Toes and Serenity Darkmoon Raven retired to the locker room.
Fire Lord Ozai was already there, still grinning.
"Oh what a shame. Sokka isn't going to compete any more. Even doing nothing I'm going to come second. You know...I might just let you win..out of my....generosity... " Fire Lord Ozai sniggered again.
With that Fire Lord Ozai left out the backdoor.
"Gosh darn-it" Serenity Darkmoon Raven said. "Fire Lord Ozai drives me mad! "
"You know, I think he had something to do with Sokkas accident "
The avatar was thinking. hard.
"The Fire Lord is never generous. Lack of generosity is his number one defining characteristic. Well, that and evil"
"That means..." said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, her slow cogs working.
"...he wants to come second!" said Aang, thinkingly.
"Do you think thats..."
"....because he wants the second prize medal!" said Twinkle Toes, winning again.
"It must be because the second prize is really meteorite iron "
"Yes, now that Iook at the second prize I notice it now. Its clearly the meteorite iron"
"That explains why someone would want to become second!"
"Exactly!"
"So we have to beat the Fire Lord by being the best at coming second? How are we going to do that...you have never lost before! "
"I know" said Aang. "I am not sure I know how"
"You got to though. Just this once you got to come second!"
"No I cant. But I have an idea....you could compete!"
"Me?" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven, surprised. "Do they even allow girls like me to do Air scootering?
"Yes, its a modern contest, a few girls have already competed. I'll win the contest as normal, and you will come second. You can do this!"
"Ok Aang, I'll do it. I'll do it for you"
Then the Gong went again, the final leg of the Air scootering contest had begun!
As they walked into the Air scooteringing Arena again there was applause from the crowd.
The Fire Lord was lying down relaxing - clearly pretty relaxed.
"I want to compete!" shouted Serenity Darkmoon Raven, proudly wearing a Air scooteringing kit already.
"What!?" said Lord Ozai sitting bolt upright in panic.
"Yes, I am competing" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
"I have checked the rules and its allowed" said Toph, who was the Air scooteringing referee.
"GAH! I'll bet you anyway" said Fire Lord Ozai as he desperately starting Air scooteringing.
Aang was already well in the lead by now, so he turned around and watched the real contest - the one between the Fire Lord and Serenity Darkmoon Raven.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven had to get that second prize. The the water nation depended upon it.
"You cant defeat me" screamed Fire Lord Ozai as he started Air scooteringed internsely.
"I have to! Aang believes in me! "
The contest went on a long time. Aside from Aang, Serenity Darkmoon Raven and Fire Lord Ozai were the best Air scootering-ers in the world.
The crowd went wild as they approached the finish.
"Come on Serenity Darkmoon Raven! You can do it! " said Aang who had already won an hour ago.
Spurred on by The avatar Serenity Darkmoon Raven put in a last burst of effort, doing a stunning Air scootering move and finnishing spectacularly.
"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed Lord Ozai.
Toph fired the phaser that officially marked the contest as over.
"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed The Fire Lord.
"Well dont Serenity Darkmoon Raven! You have come second and officially get the second prize award " said Toph as she handed Serenity Darkmoon Raven the second prize award.
"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed Fire Lord Ozai.
Serenity Darkmoon Raven looked at the prize and it was the meteorite iron! Aang had been right all along. She gave it to Aang as she knew only they should be trusted with it.
"Nooooooooooooo...." screamed Fire Lord Ozai.
"Ok, the the water nation is safe now " said Aang.
"Thank you Twinkle Toes!" screamed the crowd.
Aang took a bow.
With that Fire Lord Ozai got arrested and everyone else went home.
-The End
A/N - I never knew what a Air scootering contest was, I think I got away with it.
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